Lazy days in Greenville lead to wasteful hours of surfing the world wide internetsTM. I hit random on livejournal.com and came across this:

If only I could get BBC world news or something on the tube to start my day, rather than be bludgeoned non-stop by a single sensational story by the American info-tainment “news media.” I’m sure there’s some interesting things going on in the world right now, but all I can watch for breakfast is this terribly dull and uninformative Challapalooza, as Israelis challenge the Catholic Church’s hegemony in use of the word “pullout.”

Aren’t there any missing white women?
shelbinator