Go to a quote generating website. Find things said by old, white men that hold true to your beliefs, values, habits, etc. Here are some examples:

  • You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain
  • If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh; otherwise, they will kill you. - Oscar Wilde
  • Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something. - Henry David Thoreau
  • Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted. - John Lennon
  • Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C.S. Lewis

When that’s over, leave it the fates of your music player by selecting the shuffle option and hitting next for each question asked. Something along the lines of this:

Opening Credits: Happiness is a Warm Gun by The Beatles
Waking Up: Woman is the Nigger of the World
Falling in Love: Red, Red, Red by Fiona Apple
Fight Song: Funky Monks by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Breaking Up: Bottle of Blues by Beck
Making Up: Busted Stuff by Dave Matthews Band
Life is Okay: Heavenly by The Dandy Wahols
Mental Breakdown: Fond Farewell by Elliot Smith
Driving: Rose by A Perfect Circle
Flashbacks: There’s No Home for You Here by The White Stripes
Regrets: Clarity by John Mayer
Final Battle: Undertow by Tool
Death Scene: Mother Nature’s Son by The Beatles

Once you’ve told everyone what to do. Ask them how they would do it.